Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Learn to aim!

Seriously, it's not that difficult. I'm a guy, I pee standing up, and I have about a 99.99% success rate of not peeing on the seat. It's really not that hard. Point and shoot. The .o1 percent is there because even the best of us drift off and start thinking of other things, it happens.

But seriously, every time I walk into the bathroom here someone has peed on the seat. I guess that's what you get when you live with 100 soldiers, but still ewwww. Clean up after yourself, am I right?

3 comments:

Jen - The Secret Keeper said...

You can get things to put on the back of the basin (i think that's the bit I mean) that change colour when you hit them - a way of training little boys!! x

Antelope said...

Someone recently put up signs in the restroom where I work telling us to behave like responsible adults, "clean up after [our]selves," and treat the public restroom like we would our bathroom at home. And this is the women's room.

Lilith Silvermane said...

It happens all over.

I've been tryin' to figure it out for years!